Diagram of a Lie

When I was young, any time I found one of those irritating little bumps on my tongue, I was told it was because I must have told a lie. I'm not sure where this evil tradition began but to this day if I get one of those little horrible bumps, my first thought is "Oh my god, did I tell a lie?"

Now rationally I know this is not the case. I do my best not to tell lies anymore unless I am being asked "Do I look fat in these jeans?" (Yes, even women will lie to other women just to make them feel better.)

Back to the issue at hand. I have two lie bumps. Have I told one lie? Much less two? No, I don't think so. However, these little irritating bastards on my tongue are making me insane! (see diagram) I am obsessed with playing with them which only causes me more pain. Why do we do this? I know I'm not alone here. This happens to other people, too, right? RIGHT? Or am I the only lying bitch here?

Comments

[sawyer]

your the only bitch here

[sam]

want to have sex